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Four men went golfing together one day. Three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others: "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."

head to - udać się do

tee - rzutnia (na polu golfowym)

club house - budynek klubowy (przy polu golfowym)

take care of the bill - uregulować rachunek

brag about - przechwalać się

The second man said: "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a brand-new Mercedes."

brand-new - fabrycznie nowy, nowiuteńki

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged: "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

not wanting to be outdone - nie chcąc być gorszym

stock broker - makler giełdowy

entire - cały

stock portfolio - portfel akcji

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned: "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied: "Well, my son is a gay and works in a hair salon. I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand-new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

mention - wspomnieć

gay - gej, homoseksualista

hair salon - salon fryzjerski

thrilled - zachwycony

Wasze komentarze

2009-09-23, 07:10:54
gay :) napisał(a):
it was very good :)

2009-09-23, 20:18:50
barbara napisał(a):
very funny

2009-09-24, 00:52:02
Piotr napisał(a):
It was a little difficult

2009-09-24, 17:50:32
Unknown napisał(a):
Incredibly funny :D Reading these texts at your website is a pure pleasure and there's a possibility of learning new vocabulary, thanks

2009-09-25, 19:35:55
BOGUMIŁA napisał(a):
I LIKE YOUR STORYS!

2009-09-26, 20:34:50
iwonka napisał(a):
super

2009-10-05, 01:10:56
someone napisał(a):
I love to read your brilliant stories!!!

2009-10-09, 00:19:59
Leszek napisał(a):
Nie ma to jak być: "so successful".

2009-11-09, 22:56:40
kokolot napisał(a):
raczej nie ma to jak być dobrym gejem, wszystko dostaje się za free xD

2010-05-09, 20:43:39
Anonimowy napisał(a):
very surprised;))

2010-07-06, 23:06:56
Lucy napisał(a):
it's very funny like almost of yours storys

2010-09-08, 00:30:01
Kuba napisał(a):
Zaczynam dostrzegać "geometrie" angielskiego humoru. Sympatyczne.


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